if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case
how to give a handjob:
1. grab boner mid-shaft
2. pump until confetti is released
I think the funniest thing in Skyrim is when you’re walking along the road and you just see a random Fire Mage and a Frost Mage fighting each other like two sports fans wearing rival jerseys.
"Heard you talkin’ shit about Frost magic, ya punkass Fire mage!"